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Daily Good Stuff 159

I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure. Tommy CooperRead

As the deer pants for streams of water, so my soul pants for you, O God. Psalm 42:1

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A little awkward there. Here’s a fantastic joke:

Two 80 year old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra. The other wasn’t familiar with Viagra and asked the first man what it was for. The first man said, “It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever known. The Fountain of Youth!! Makes you feel like a man of 30.” The second then asked, “Can you get it over the counter?”

“You probably could, if you took 2 pills”, said the first man.

I just want you to know, there will be a day when Daily Good Stuff comes to an end. Most likely, it’ll be day 365. So yeah. Also, computer issues, yet again, have really slowed down my efforts for these posts. This sucks.

-DALANEL

Daily Good Stuff 158

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” Matthew 6:5-6

My dear friend, clear your mind of can’t. Samuel Johnson

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Dude.

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Daily Good Stuff 157

Not sure what happened but last week’s views were terrible. And August is shaping up to be a major setback for the blog. Darn. But, I gotta keep pressing I guess. Things will pick up.

Of prosperity mortals can never have enough. Aeschylus

Peacemakers who sow in peace raise a harvest of righteousness. James 3:18

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Get out of here; it’s that simple? Here’s a pretty funny guy:

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Weekly Funnies 12

You already know. Jokes, videos, images, and whatever else I think is funny. Let’s go!

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. “I’m so ashamed, Doctor,” she said, “I guess I let myself go.”

The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss. You don’t look that bad.”

“Do you really think so, Doctor?” she asked.

The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, “Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo.”

Oh c’mon man. It’s hard to say “moo” with an open mouth!

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Daily Good Stuff 156

The start of another week. I hope you’re ready for it.

Jesus declared, “I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty.” John 6:35

I may be no better, but at least I am different. Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Sheesh. Here’s a video:

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Daily Good Stuff 155

There is no limit to the power of loving. John Morton

Now Daniel so distinguished himself among the administrators and the satraps by his exceptional qualities that the king planned to set him over the whole kingdom. At this, the administrators and the satraps tried to find grounds for charges against Daniel in his conduct of government affairs, but they were unable to do so. They could find no corruption in him, because he was trustworthy and neither corrupt nor negligent. Finally these men said, “We will never find any basis for charges against this man Daniel unless it has something to do with the law of his God.” Daniel 6:3-5

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Ha! I know what I’m using if I ever get into a relationship.

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